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The Conception & Birth of batcave.us
September 8, 2006
Date: August 2, 2006
To: GmailDistribution
From: FOFandLOL
Subject: Need Your Help
Greetings Enlightened Ones,
krs has a very important polling question for you. No, not "is George Bush making you so completely insane that you are Pretty Sure a Purple Leprechaun Snuck Up Your Ass and Is Peeing On Your Liver, do you STRONGLY agree, or I Can't Answer, I Desperately Need to Leprechaun Piddle." The answer to that question is well known. [Note to government censors monitoring email now, just kidding, I am a BIG FAN of GWB and voted for him many, many many manymany times, although for what, I should not say. Also, if it helps, I strongly believe in the absolute restoration of all the Old Testament Laws, ESPECIALLY the ones about pork, shrimp, and menstruation. So, please don't put me on the "watch list!" ] Whew, that was close. I gotta watch these dangerous digressions, someone might get the notion I'm a free-thinkin' L-I-B----------, uh, Librarian.
Please ignore that ridiculous tangent. The point of this email, and the question is, what domain name should krs choose for his new website? Yes, krs has thoughts. Ideas. Visions. Pictures in his head! They must emerge and jump onto colorful splash pages and be shared with the world. Yes! krs has medication-induced insomnia and has Run Out Of Things To Do (well...), and will now focus occasional manaical efforts into posting slightly original content on a "Web site." Sort of a mushroom-souped up Blog, with videos and pictures and maybe even smells! That part is still conceptual, Gentle Doubters, but "can't never did nuthin'" and "the art of the possible is the only art possible. "
Here are the contenders unless someone has a brilliant different idea. And I'm FURIOUS, absolutely SHIT-FIT FURIOUS that someone has parked krs.com and has it for sale (I'm not making this up) for ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. Yes, $120,000. No, they didn't even try put a marketing spin on it by offering it for $119,999.99. And there is ACTUALLY AN OPTION THAT SAYS "CLICK TO BUY." Who KNEW you could put THAT many zeroes in a Shopping Cart? May Swamp Gases *spew* forth from their nethers, the infidel dogs.
Okay, back to the list, and I'm still decidin' on .com, .net, or .org (which I *think* stands for orgy, but I'm not totally sure yet, more on that later).
- krsworld (I kinda like it!)
- allthingskrs (hmmm... dunno)
- fofandlol (tempting but too hard to spell?)
- krsstuff (boooooring, but so austere and to the point)
Do you have ANY idea what creativity is WAITING on your input? Remember, the only difference between an optimist and a pessimist is "lots more information." Please, help break the krs Blocked Energy dam and SPIN your vote today! Reply All preferred. Offer void outside continental United States.
krs
